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    Quote Originally Posted by akosabni View Post
    this probably isn't true, but i find this funny ...

    Bar Sues Church

    In a small Texas town, (Mt. Vernon) Drummond's bar began construction
    on a new building to increase their business.


    With petitions and prayers, the local Baptist church started a
    campaign to block the bar from opening.


    Work progressed right up until the week before opening, when lightning
    struck the bar and it burned to the ground.


    The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, until
    the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church was
    ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, either through
    direct or indirect actions or means.


    The church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to
    the building's demise in its reply to the court.


    As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the
    paperwork.


    At the hearing he commented, 'I don't know how I'm going to decide
    this, but as it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who
    believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation
    that does not.
    Very FUNNY! I love the Atheists for they believe in the power of NATURE while some believers are uncertain or doubtful whether their prayers will be answered or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by regnauld View Post
    The surest way to defeat an opponent is to LAUGH at HIM! He cannot stand the agony of being laughed at and RIDICULED! hahahaha
    that wouldn't be prudent, mr.regnauld. there's no honor in humiliating an opponent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellblazer 2.1 View Post
    that wouldn't be prudent, mr.regnauld. there's no honor in humiliating an opponent.
    That is according to C.S. Lewis in his book "Screwtape Lettters" where he said that to defeat satan, you have to mock him and laugh at him. Ka serious pud nimo mr. HELL uy!

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    pwede ra ta mo-post ug jokes diri na thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellblazer 2.1 View Post
    pwede ra ta mo-post ug jokes diri na thread?
    YES anything under the moon and the stars!

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