Soulful Laughter

[regnauld]

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laughter is the best medicine...

Yes and Laughter is the best defense against the EVIL ONES!

[regnauld]

These are written by children and have not been retouched or corrected, poor spelling and all!

The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery. (*admit* lol)

Moses died before he ever reached Canada.
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
Soloman, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you.
It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
Most religions teach us to have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

[grovestreet]

here's one i found... i don't know if you find this funny. or offensive...
if you find it offensive, i'm sorry.

[KASAAC]

laugh soulfully.....nyahahahahaha heheheheheh wahahahahaha hahahahahaha hohohohohho loloolololololol jejejejejejejejeje lalalalalalalalala hikhikhihikhihkgighihihikhih

[regnauld]

here's one i found... i don't know if you find this funny. or offensive...
if you find it offensive, i'm sorry.

That's why there are guardian angels. And the bullet proof car is some form of an angel. Better be safe than sorry sir! hahahahahahaha

[Hellblazer 2.1]

the one who laughs last, didn't get the joke at first.

[regnauld]

The surest way to defeat an opponent is to LAUGH at HIM! He cannot stand the agony of being laughed at and RIDICULED! hahahaha

[mayvenp]

yup. need to laugh a lot. para mawala stress. makapabata. nice ni nga anti aging drug.lol

[regnauld]

yup. need to laugh a lot. para mawala stress. makapabata. nice ni nga anti aging drug.lol

YOU ARE RIGHT! I teach Laughter therapy in our class to combat STRESS!

[akosabni]

this probably isn't true, but i find this funny ...

Bar Sues Church

In a small Texas town, (Mt. Vernon) Drummond's bar began construction
on a new building to increase their business.


With petitions and prayers, the local Baptist church started a
campaign to block the bar from opening.


Work progressed right up until the week before opening, when lightning
struck the bar and it burned to the ground.


The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, until
the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church was
ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, either through
direct or indirect actions or means.


The church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to
the building's demise in its reply to the court.


As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the
paperwork.


At the hearing he commented, 'I don't know how I'm going to decide
this, but as it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who
believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation
that does not.