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  1. #31

    nyahahaha, nice makalingaw

  2. #32
    mao ni gitawag na best medicine! hahahaha! love it so much! super lingaw ko!

  3. #33
    hahahahah NICE 1 DONG!!

  4. #34
    lamia pa ikatawa wui...
    hehehehe

  5. #35
    hahaha nice one....

  6. #36
    hahahaha!!! kaaligre!!

  7. #37
    pawa sa la-ay... heres more

    WATER SA BARRIO
    A thirsty city girl went to a barrio
    GIRL: where galling your water manong?
    MATANDA: sa ilog ineng.
    GIRL: ha? You drink that water manong?
    MATANDA: duhhh! Why, sa syudad ba chine-chew?
    ********************
    ano sasabihin sa isang girl na maitim ang kili-kili niya without hurting her feelings? "ganda ng deodorant mo ha, kiwi?"
    ********************
    what's worse than finding a worm in the apple you are eating? pag nakita mong kalahati na lang ang worm.
    ********************

    Overheard from a girl na galit sa kararating na boyfriend sa starbucks:
    GIRL: my God, you're so late. Where did you . . . where have you. . . where do you. . . san ka ba galing?
    ********************
    KKB
    Pagkatapos nang date nila, inihatid ni Tony si Tess anticipating a goodnight kiss.
    TONY: Salamat sa date, ha? Sana maulit.
    TESS: Okey lang, pero since Dutch treat tayo buong gabi, you kiss yourself and I'll kiss myself goodnight.

  8. #38
    gihutoy kog kinatawa.....pastilan

  9. #39
    daghana ato nga joke wui... nice bro

  10. #40
    Nakaupo sa tabi ng kanyang asawang agaw-buhay si Juan.
    Hawak hawak niya ang kamay nito at nararamdaman ni Juan
    na hindi na magtatagal at babawian na ng buhay ang kanyang asawa.

    Babae: "Juan, bago ako mamatay, mayroon akong gustong ipagtapat sa iyo."
    Lalaki: "Mahal, huwag ka ng magsalita at makakasama pa sa iyo."
    Babae: "Pero Juan, kailangan talagang malaman mo na........"
    Lalaki: "Sssshhhh, kung ano man iyon ay hindi na mahalaga, ang importante ay nasa tabi mo ako sa huling sandali mo rito sa mundo."
    Babae: "Juan, nais kong ipagtapat sa iyo na pinag-taksilan kita sana ay patawarin mo ako."
    Lalaki: "Alam ko iyon, kaya nga kita NILASON."

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