ang VASELINE...

[sexy_roxy]

a man breaks into a house to look for money and guns
inside,he finds couple in bed
he orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair
while tying the homeowner's wife to the bed
the convict gets on top of her kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes into the bathroom

while his in there ,the husband whispers over to his wife!
listen this guy is an escaped convict. look at his clothes!
his probably spent a lot of time in jail.
and hasn't seen a woman in years
i saw how he kisses your neck. if he wants s*x
dont resist,dont complain ... do whatever he tells you.
satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. this guy is very dangerous
if he gets angry he'll kill us both.
be strong ,, honey i love you

his wife responds ,, he wasn't kissing my neck
he was whispering in my ear
he told me that he' gay,, thinks you cute,,
and asked me if we have any vaseline
i told him it was in the bathroom
wife tells her husband

BE STRONG HONEY,,, I LOVE YOU

[xeoxander01]

bayot diay ang hinampak... nangitag vaseline pampadangob... hehehehe..

[john_yo]

waaa saonzzz, vaseline hinoon, bwahahaha

[zildjansg]

limabarok!bayot ang kagwang!

[king-creole]

ahhahaha ang bana man diay maoy repon...

[dKyOrt22]

hahahaha... bayi diay! .... GUD luck sa Husband...

[REALSTATE]

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa makalulooy nga bana hahaha... be strong

[purple_rain]

his wife responds ,, he wasn't kissing my neck
he was whispering in my ear
he told me that he' gay,, thinks you cute,,
and asked me if we have any vaseline
i told him it was in the bathroom
wife tells her husband

---
maayo gani kay Vaseline...dili VICKS...hahahahaha!

[prukutung]

hahahahahahahaha!!!! nyc one!!!! kaluoy sa bana... ahahahahaha ^^

[The_Pharmacist]

ROTFLMAO