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  1. 02-26-2009, 10:47 AM #1081
    kugtong777
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    If you go to Bagiuo....

    if you see a beautiful lady...say.

    .....Gusto mo bang mag "garud" tayo?
  2. 02-26-2009, 11:11 AM #1082
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    Kini mo work ni, promise:

    Me: My gawd... grabe ka init! WTF!

    *Target 1 looks at me with confused look.*

    Me to Target 1: Ataya oi, gawas sa ko... ako ra jud naka-init sa kwarto. You will burn!

    *I walk out before Target 1 can say something.*

    Me to Target 2: I'm so hot! Yeah, that's right.

    *Target 2 looks at me with confused look.*

    Me to Myself: Weee... weee.... weeeeee..... W00h000! Wahahahaha....
  3. 03-02-2009, 03:52 PM #1083
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    lingaw ko sa inyo mga pick-up lines dah..
  4. 03-02-2009, 04:32 PM #1084
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    pick up line sa jeep. .

    dodong: mis plete palihug. .
    inday: (dawat sa plete para itunol sa drayber)
    dodong: ay mis humana diay ko plete kalimot ko dah. . .
    inday: hatag balik sa plete. . .
    dodong: salamat kaayo mis ha? kinsa gani ngalan nato?

    hehehhe. . . .
  5. 03-02-2009, 04:38 PM #1085
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    Quote Originally Posted by elvinjoe View Post
    pick up line sa jeep. .

    dodong: mis plete palihug. .
    inday: (dawat sa plete para itunol sa drayber)
    dodong: ay mis humana diay ko plete kalimot ko dah. . .
    inday: hatag balik sa plete. . .
    dodong: salamat kaayo mis ha? kinsa gani ngalan nato?

    hehehhe. . . .
    braadd no offense, korny naman gamay.... heheheeh but nice siya....
  6. 03-03-2009, 07:11 AM #1086
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalditohoN View Post
    braadd no offense, korny naman gamay.... heheheeh but nice siya....
    ok ra brad. . . yup i agree korny gyud ni. . . overused na kaayo ni gud. . . pero kataw-anan man gud. . .heheh
  7. 03-03-2009, 08:28 AM #1087
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    naa ko migo nga ganahan cya sa among ofcmate nga girl. ako sad ganahan ko sa girl pro silent lang ko kay naa na man ko uyab.

    pero when i noticed nga akong friend nisugod na storya sa girl...
    ako sila giduol, then i said "ayaw na na hilabti kay ako-a na na!"
    the girl smiled...mao na diay to boiling point...heheheheheh

    nagkakami jud sa girl....
  8. 03-17-2009, 06:31 PM #1088
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    Miss you're good in Algebra right? Would you substitute my X?
  9. 03-17-2009, 06:34 PM #1089
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    Lalake: miss, gracia imung name noh?
    Babae: hala!! o...y khbw man ka
    Lalake: mura man ka ug gracia gud, HULOG NG LANGIT...
    Babae: noh? thank u..
    Lalake: hehehe pabaylo-on singko beh?
  10. 03-17-2009, 06:48 PM #1090
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    Quote Originally Posted by simoncpu View Post
    Kini mo work ni, promise:

    Me: My gawd... grabe ka init! WTF!

    *Target 1 looks at me with confused look.*

    Me to Target 1: Ataya oi, gawas sa ko... ako ra jud naka-init sa kwarto. You will burn!

    *I walk out before Target 1 can say something.*

    Me to Target 2: I'm so hot! Yeah, that's right.

    *Target 2 looks at me with confused look.*

    Me to Myself: Weee... weee.... weeeeee..... W00h000! Wahahahaha....
    kani weird..hehe

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