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[nsic]

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boy: mhal kita noon, mas mhal kita ngaun..
pwd bng tau nlng ulit?

grl: mhal kita noon..

mglaway ka ngaun!! hahaha.......

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pedro: alam mo, Rosa.

Rosa: ano yun?

pedro: your eyes are really attractive

Rosa: tlaga?

pedro: oo, they attract each other! nyahahhaa........
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son kills buttrfly.
dad says "no butter for 2 wiks!"
son kills honeybee.
dad says "no honey for 2 wiks!"
mom kills cockroach.
son says "dad c'mon tel her!" haha


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[brower168]

hahahaha.. your eyes are really attractive, they attract each other.. what a kind way of saying na libat ka. hahahaha

[korosukun]

no cock for 2 weeks...haha...

good one... have more jokes?