Pick Up lines

[sipsat]

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laki: miss gwapa lage ka, ako sad gwapo.. pde kita nlang duha total gwapo man ko ug gwapa sad ka .......sak2 kaau pareson ta..
babay: tugpa sa dong!

[bendoza]

BOY: miss wHere have u been all my life?
GIRL: Hiding from u!


mwahahaha! (katawa pina_Devil)

[akoLoloNinja]

-Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.

-I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk. -> whahaha corny

-Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

-I'm good at math, U+I=69

-This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.

-Be unique and different, say yes.

-The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

-Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world? -> whahahah

-Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.

-If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!

-Do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up.

-Are you dead or alive? "Why" Because my religion says only the dead can be angels.

-You're so hot, you're making my beer warm.


nahala testingi nya ni ron gabii beernes raba nyahahah

[king-creole]

Playing safe ang tirada..

boy: kaila kang peter miga?
girl: wala ambot kinsa na..
boy: ingun ra ba to siya manguyab kuno xia nimo ok ra ba daw?

whatever iyang tubag either pwede or dili safe jud ayo ka wala lang siya kahibalo ikaw diay c peter ..ahaha

[one try kid]

I'm gonna knock you out, put a sock in your mouth, take you to some place or...

you can come quietly. either way "you gonna get raped"

[high_heels]

This thread is hell damn funny...

[dodie]

Do you have driver's license?
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..Because you drive me crazy!!!!!!.
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[owNinZ]

boy: miss, you must be tired...

girl: ky ngano gd?

boy: coz u'v bin running through my mind all the time..

[iRviNe]

my version:
Me: _ _ _ , pwd ko manguyab nimo?
(ang uban maglibog mna sa itubag, sumpayan dayon nimo nga..)
Me: just a piece of advice, about your answer, just be unique, Ok? just say Yes!

tan.awn nato dle bana maglibog samot.. haha

[boski]

miss - mura kag buwak sa otot2x nga
gehangad2x sa kanding bungoton