(JOKE) what the JOKE!!!!!! waaahahahha!!!

[haringboang]

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having ***
for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to
this?)

ahak magkatawa ko ani

[jdimpas]

Pila ang 3N 2D stay sa Guam? hehehe..
walay job opening didto?

[zildjansg]

nice read..informative indeed..hehehe

[wire]

bwaaaahahahahahah!!!!
bwaahahahahahah!!!!


up!!

[wire]

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have *** with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look differentreversed?)
*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Mus lims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers. The *** organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having ***
for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to
this?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit
lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah!Justice!)
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Tople ss saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England but only in tropical
fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have *** with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*
In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have *** with a
woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to passthis
law?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I n Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as great as Guam !)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for thisstuff?)
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Hum ans and dolphins are the only species that have *** for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was alwayssmiling?)
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T he ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of .... ?) (Did the government payfor
this
research??)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people likethat.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
St arfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.) LOLZ
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
And, the best for last: Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

[sexy_roxy]

hehehehehe funny nd informAtive

[flip_druid@yahoo.com]

hahaha...

mao diay....

[christa]

funny..funny..funny.. hahaha!

[wire]

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having ***
for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to
this?)


waaaa hahahahahah!!!!!

[miss_shobie]

tinuod ni tanan