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    First-year students at Texas A & M's Vet school were attending their first Anatomy class, with a real dead pig.

    They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a White sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the Animal body'. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, touched his finger into the mouth of the dead pig, withdrew it and put his Finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.

    The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns putting their finger into the mouth of the dead pig and tasted in their mouth.

    When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The Second most important quality is observation. I touched with my middle Finger and tasted on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention…

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    hagbong tanan

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    ahahaha...
    wala nag bantay...
    kay ngano...
    yaaaay...!!

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    TAGAM! hahaha

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    dili diay ko pede magdoctor ky i don't pay attention all the times... hina pa gyud sa active listening... hehe

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    wahaahha mao na.., d man maminaw.., patay ko if magvet med ko.., nyahahha

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    i read another version of this story. the doctor placed his finger in the dead person's butt & the students did the same. haha.

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    eewwww!! hahahahah

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    hehehehe..katawa kau ko sauna when i first read it...

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    hahaha all are failed

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