nanggawas uroy ang mga guilty ay
out na ko diri nga thread, mature discussion na man ni basin makasab-an ta.
and besides, wa man sad koy makuha nga maayo diri.
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nanggawas uroy ang mga guilty ay
out na ko diri nga thread, mature discussion na man ni basin makasab-an ta.
and besides, wa man sad koy makuha nga maayo diri.
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It's official, Pratik Patel is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Pratik Patel achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!
Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Pratik Patel remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.
It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Pratik Patel is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Pratik Patel was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Pratik Patel said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my ***** to soothe the burning".
hehehehe.![]()
wala lagi ko ani... kung maka cancer pa dugay na unta.... permi man gani ni mangisog ang akoa labi na dukaon![]()
mga manyakis na istoryans. i call this, the manyakis thread.
girls beware.
Hahaha! Pwede pa ba undangan?
...and sa babae? Okay ra?
Naa man pud to news sauna diba nga ejac maka pa reduce ug risk sa prostate cancer. Kato gyud nga study kay gi air sa mga news channels. Ano ba talaga kuya?
EDIT: For example, http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm
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