Jokes To Tickle You!!!

[pink_baby_f]

Time to Relax... Enjoy!!! ^__^

This is sent sa akong email... if you have some joke that is sent to you post it here...

1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....

3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential? ' Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '

6. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'

[Mr_NicePrice]

waaahh fyter ang 4 ug 6 hehehehe

[pink_baby_f]

here's another!!! ^__^

Dear Boss,

Please take the attached picture and frame it in your office so you will know why I'm always late at work...

[rockford_fosgate09]

nice one no. 3...

[nirdle_phogi]

grabeha ka trapik ana oie.. tinuod na?

[pink_baby_f]

grabeha ka trapik ana oie.. tinuod na?

hahaha... lagi... i dont know tinuod man kaha ni hehehe...

[pink_baby_f]

Here's Another ^__^




Think again, if you are going to China





Chinese speaking to a Chinese operator...


Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree....

[dunat]

wahahaha. grabe. nakatawa ko pag-au sa no. 6. nyahahhahaha.

[intheb0x]

payter kaau no. 6....ana ra diay technique.... hehehehe

[nEwBoRn^_^]

da best ang #6... yuckzzz kaau wahahahaha