Perfect Husband

[vladmire]

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The Perfect Husband...

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A
mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the
hands free speaker-function and began to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this
beautiful leather It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy
it?"

MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£70,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I
wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
£950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go
the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good
price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room
are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

He smiles and asks:

"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

[nirdle_phogi]

haha. joker....

[jewel_anne10]

daym.... hehehe.. di pala sakanya lol

[egent_kakashiZero]

wrong person d.i hehehe..Hilabtanon hehehe

[UtOkbOlinAO]

bwahahaha... luoya sa tag.iya sa cellphone... T_T

[tallthel]

looy jd kaau...hahhaha

[Bruhilda]

patay ang tag-iya sa celfone hehehehe

[knight007]

hehehe mao diay nga sky's d limit...

[klemzhou]

nyahahah! dako-ag gasto ato oi.. nyahaha

[freesoulyra]

maau kaayo mo tando kay dili man iya