The Devil Goes To Church

[shygee]

Picture it: rural area, Sunday morning, church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit.

The doors burst open, and a rolling black cloud rolls in with the devil in its midst. People jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming - all except for two. One is the Pastor, the other is an elderly farmer.

Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and says, "You! I can understand why you didn't run away, you are in your Lord's house, you preach against me everyday and you aren't afraid of me. But YOU (points to the farmer), why didn't you run out scared like everyone else?"

The farmer crosses one leg over the other and drawls, "Why, I'm surprised you don't recognize me...I've been married to your sister for 36 years!"

[pyodor]

hahaha, life in hell louya sa bana

[cencio]

nindot sad ni da. lingaw pd. ng antos intawn ang bana sa iya wife for 36 yrs.

[ettedo62]

louya sa farmer...

[jOaL]

LOLS... warriors sad ang farmer dah... what kaha panagway sa devil's sister.

[mr.green]

wahahaha! OMG

[pulchra]

hahahahahahaha

[i_am_fairy]

haahahaaaaaaaaaaa.....nag katawa ko...

[iRviNe]

hahaha.. grabeha sa farmer ah..

[8364695]

so it means kung magantos ka ma santos gyud ka? bogo man tong devila wala siya ka hinumdom nga siya man ni hatud sa iya sister pag paso sa kasal nya kato sang pari a ang ni kasal sa iya sister..hahahhahaha