Legal Lawyer

[pardohanon]

Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer...

In a trial, a Southern, small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."



The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"



She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state, not to mention that he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of whom was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney almost died.



The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and, in a very quiet voice, said, "Neither of you sons-of-b.....s better ask her if she knows me!

[simply_wife]

hahaha!

nahadlok ang judge mabuking.. heheheh!

[tsinoylaptops]

hahahahaha!!!!

[tsinoylaptops]

kinsa man karon panahona ang dile mo cheat. murag sinfull na kaayo ang kalibutan.

[unretry]

good memory kaayo si lola da

[nirdle_phogi]

haha. magkinihaay na lang ang duha ka attorney...

[ing_pacz]

hahaha..si lola talaga...kahibaw jd sa tanan tao....hehehe

[princess31]

Hahaha! Kadudahan pd ang judge. Hahaha

[dada]

karaTa LoLa oi, waLaman patawad -

[simeon]

ahahaha .. taya.. ang judge~!!