miss miss, palihug ko'g sagpa nako beh, pls lang
> ngano gud tawn?!
kay gi daman man siguro ko.. mura lagi ka ug angel...
miss miss, palihug ko'g sagpa nako beh, pls lang
> ngano gud tawn?!
kay gi daman man siguro ko.. mura lagi ka ug angel...
ako'y babay: "loslos!" "hubog ra ka!" "pangihi ngadto aron mahuwasan ka gamay!" hahahhaOriginally Posted by cyril
PUL: miss... wala na akong gatas sa labi.. hahahha
hahaha!
After taking a long pee @ a BMW in a parking lot.
goes back to girl (revenge time)
"bitaw miss sakto jud ka! hubog ra jud d.i kaayo ko.. mura man d.i kag ungo! ahak! laki ko nya gwapa pa man ko nimo!!!"![]()
this is the line --------- cross it. i dare you
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
gipilasan akong ngabil sa kinatawa! wahahhahaha
anyway...
PUL: i got 6 1/2 inch.. 30 : 1.... interested? hahahhahahah
do you believe in love at first sight?? :arrow:[walk away]
:arrow: [walks back to the gurl]....or should i walk by again.....
expert lagi kai kag diskarte manoy doki... hehehe! karaang mangingilad?Originally Posted by doki
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guy: you must be tired?
girl: huh? y?
guy: coz baby, you've been running through my mind all night long...
NGEEEEEEEEE!
...
Have we met ? You look very familiar... uhmmm... lemme think ! :mrgreen:
ummmm...if in a bar then naa modo-ol na unwanted guest nimo.... and asks you sumthing like....what's your sign?(he's asking for the zodiac sign)
you tell him...
"get the hell off?" i guess?
i got this from some TV segment, some kinda pick-up line slash joke.
are you jamaican?? coz ja-makan me crazy!!
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