There was a Brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. They died together and was sent to the progatory.
In the progatory was a 100 step stairways to heaven and a Hole going straight down to hell.
God then said, " In each step, there is a joke, if you can get to the 100th step without laughing you can live in heaven. BUT if i sense a giggle, I'll Push you down that hole to hell, i have arranged this with satan so dont hesitate ".
The brunette was brave enough to go first, she got to the 30th step and laughs like crazy.
God then pushed her down to hell.
"Next!" God said
Then The redhead was next.
She got up to the 60th step and giggles.
God then kicked her down the hole.
"NEXT!" god screamed
The blonde was the only one left.
She got to the 30th step, 60th step, then finally the 99th step.
When she was just about to stepp at the 100th step, she laughs her lungs out.
God then exclaimed. " WHAT THE HELL?!?! YOU WERE A STEP AWAY FROM HEAVEN AND THEN YOU LAUGH!?!?! WHATS YOUR PROBLEM!?!?"
The blonde replies.
"I just got the first joke!"
Blondes
Originally Posted by kanix
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