Men Versus Women

[sanesilly3]

men and women..like yet unlike..men find it hard to figure out women, and vice versa..bottomline is, they're different and that's a good thing indeed..makes one needs the other..

[Jacopo]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy,
a
man
only needs to be:

* a friend
* a companion
* a lover
* a brother
* a father
* a master
* a chef
* an electrician
* a carpenter
* a plumber
* a mechanic
* a decorator
* a stylist
* a sexologist
* a gynecologist
* a psychologist
* a pest exterminator
* a psychiatrist
* a healer
* a good listener
* an organizer
* a good father
* very clean
* sympathetic
* athletic
* warm
* attentive
* gallant
* intelligent
* funny
* creative
* tender
* strong
* understanding
* tolerant
* prudent
* ambitious
* capable
* courageous
* determined
* true
* dependable
* passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

* Give her compliments regularly
* love shopping
* be honest
* be very rich
* not stress her out
* not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST
ALSO:

* Give her lots of attention, but expect
little
yourself
* give her lots of time, especially time for
herself
* give her lots of space, never worrying
about
where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

LADIES, HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Shag him

2. Leave him in peace.

[kUrSh]

you guys should know that what a woman needs is love ra jud (which by then will go branch to friends, relationships, commitment, ug uban pa). kamoooo..so physical. u want everything physical. kanang ang una ninyo tan.awn ang lawas. ug ang tv. ug ang awto. ug ang..hay ambot.

[kyuusai]

women are indecisive when it comes to decision making. because they are inconstant. They cannot contravene on that because they are born to be like such..

[kUrSh]

men suck.

[kyuusai]

of course not! women do the sucking thing.. wahaha...

[kUrSh]

of course not! women do the sucking thing.. wahaha...

ugh. men cannot take things seriously.

[Jacopo]

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman
may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is
comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes
as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you
may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you
cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the
first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she
goes.
The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good

looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good

looking
and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more

further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good

looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further

on?"

So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof

that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping in The

Husband Store and have a nice day!

[kUrSh]

hala kalain..hehehehehe di biya..the girl was just curious!

[SiCkCOW]

Jacopo you got it all right.. woment just have this never ending wants.. feed them with your hand and theyll eat your arm!