Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
" do you know cpr?...coz you take my breath away..."
wtf?...corny!!!..hekhek..overused!
Seeing a crying woman, syempre kunuhay comfot nimo sya!
Huwag mong pinipigilan yang luha moBaka kung lumabas yan, malulunod ka!
Pgiisipan ko pa kung pwede mo akong maging salbabida...
Dis happened with me once:
A girl and her guy friend were in the pool along with other people. The guy challenged the girl to a race. The girl was hesitant. Now this is where i came in:
Me: You could win.
Girl: No way! he's a swimmer!
Me: And you are?
Girl: I'm just a girl.
Me: No, I mean your name.
Kaching!
awww..hehehehehe.Originally Posted by hexangel
here'r another:
Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the
stars and put it in your eyes?
Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day...all I'm asking for is one
Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket than in your head.
I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
Here's how women could answer back:
"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."
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Some classmate told me this cheezy line in the bus stop the other day: "hey it's pretty cold today, isnt it? do you want me to give you a hug?"
i left.
its hot in here
"can i give you my pick up lines?"
or
"are you a lady?"
alam mo ...miss na kita![]()
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