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    Default Rook, Ma! Ah speek-e ingrish!


    Before you continue reading this, I know that some might consider putting this in the classified ads. Well, although this seems like I am selling here (which I am), but this is a little blog made by a friend and it is a pretty good shout out for all people who would want to work in a call center but could not make it. So, I would like to share it not just for advertising, but for the humor involved in this article.


    Rook, Ma! Ah speek-e ingrish!

    A warning to all... This is an endorsement. This is a positive view of
    an up and coming training center with promise, substance,
    spine-tinglingly excellent training, and a cute girl on the posters.
    In the business world of today, what more can you ask for? And what
    more could one possibly need.
    Enovlink Training Center will get you a job. That's my understanding
    of the whole bit. I go into the Angelica building on Jones, ignore the
    enticing AMA poster, go upstairs and get trained 'till I bleed in
    English. That's basically what a training center does. But what
    separates Enovlink from other places, whose names I cannot remember
    for the life of me, is that Enovlink does it well. These trainers are
    AMAZING. They will teach you with their background, their backbone,
    and, in the case of T, possibly father your child (Enovlink Training
    Center does not support the previous statement about fathering
    children.) They've applied their skill in English to a broad spectrum
    of activity and employment, and they're more than willing to share
    their skill with YOU.
    We have all heard the numbers and seen the charts; all pertaining to
    the absolute need of trained men & women in the BPO industry. If my
    memory serves me correctly, I'd say the numbers range in the hundreds
    of thousands. I don't like numbers. I personally like...well... me. If
    I were not only interested, but driven to get that hefty AT&T paycheck
    I'd:
    1.Save up the 5 grand to attend Enovlink,
    2.Get drilled and trained 'till I bleed in English,
    3.Apply to one of the many well paying jobs in the BPO industry,
    4.BAM get that legal tender.(in plain English, money)

    There you go. I just laid the floor plan for you Sirs and Madams. But
    you don't have to take my word for it. Like Thoreau once told me, and
    a bunch of other people, "How vain it is to sit down to write when you
    have not stood up to live."

    In essence he's telling you the same. Go see for yourself. I dare you.
    I double dare you.

    Enovlink Training Center, Enovlink Training Center Jobs Careers | Call Center Directory

    BTW, please comment on the blog if you have any opinions.

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    Kining ENOVLINK - kapila na ni sila mag post ug ads outside the Classifieds area - posting ads through different approaches yet still selling the same product.

    I will, immediately, close any ENOVLINK thread/ad I see outside of the classifieds section of the forum and BAN the thread starter. This repetitive antics will not be tolerated anymore.


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