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    Default dont digrace the family!!!


    There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she
    Told her grandmother about it.

    Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young
    Boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let
    Him do that."

    She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like
    That, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between
    Your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.

    Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get
    On top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but
    Don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."

    With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and
    Could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.

    The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old
    Lady said.

    She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried,
    I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."

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    haha! nice!

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    butangi... ka lndot gud a2... hahaha

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