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    Smile For 16 years....


    It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when
    a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his
    butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the
    baby was his and asked what was he going to do about
    it?
    Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until
    the boy was 16. She agreed.
    He had been counting the years off on his calendar,
    and one day the teenager who had been collecting the
    meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."
    "I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been
    counting too, tell your mother, when you take this
    parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat
    she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."
    When the boy arrived home he told his mother.

    The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher
    and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk,
    and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the
    expression on HIS face!"

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    hahahha smart woman!

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