this is PINAS!!!

[slimer]

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i wont argue in any of the claims...

even to the "smart" Miriam Santiago....

indeed, its how we become WOW PHILIPPINES!!!!!

[BeoR]

true or not some of these are not worth laughing at. some clearly show their stupidity (coupled with a pinch of arrogance), but others are no doubt innocent mistakes. don't expect them to know everything, they are just humans like us... unless you can honestly say that you know everything and never commited any honest mistake...

Only in Pinas...

[Graecia]

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone
reporting the actual numbers.

INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, Britain for
warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, France for
submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for
equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will
be a danger to mankind.
You wage war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month
and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called COWKIMON and market them
worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

MALAYSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You slaughter one for Hari Raya Puasa and the other for Hari Raya Haji.
Just before that, both the cows were wandering along the PLUS Highways.

PHILIPPINE ECONOMICS
You have only one cow.
So the government claims there is a shortage of cows.
The government ask grants from other countries so the country can
produce more cows.
The other countries oblige.
The government divides the grants among themselves, and blames the
opposition of corruption.
The people stage People Power 42.
The government is overthrown.
Then its back to the single cow.

[crinkle]

just what we need to be proud of our country. making fun of our politicians that Filipinos voted for. to me, saying they're idiots is admitting that Filipinos are idiots.

[FK]

You have only one cow.
So the government claims there is a shortage of cows.
The government ask grants from other countries so the country can
produce more cows.
The other countries oblige.
The government divides the grants among themselves, and blames the
opposition of corruption.
The people stage People Power 42.
The government is overthrown.
Then its back to the single cow.

how can this trend stop... sige lang ta single cow? kay bisan pa wala'y people power padulong man gihapon single cow kay ang gihatag gi-divide na man.

[websniper]

I think, therefore I am.

[king_mark]

is this the kind of people running our country?

WTF!!!!

[bad donkey!]

maau nalang kay naa pa ang cow kay sa nawala ang kwarta unya gi ihaw pa gyud ang cow..

[glenn]

It really made me laugh, and ease a little of my stress....Ushanaei its nice....

[jerx d great]

kita ray nagbutar nila...nya ingana dayon ang inyong mga post...defensive kay mo part!!!!!


KINSA MANANG INYON SALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!