Mistress

[rockrhyan1982]

(If only most wives were THIS understanding. ....!!!!! !!!!!! )

THE MISTRESS

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.


His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that??"


"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities or Lexuses in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."


Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife.


"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

[orcgod]

hahaha, hadlok ma wagtang iyang shopping priveleges.

[Soul_Captive]

Nahimo mang OURS ang mistress tungod sa Infinities and Lexuses..hahahaha

[silver]

Shoping shoping

[bachelle1130]

ahak ani ui.. ehehehehe

[ermabelle]

i don't like this joke rhyan... it's like discriminating the women... esp. the wives.. because you have the money we can't leave you? come on!!!! we can always stand alone ry, remember that...

[kim79]

paytera misis oi......usapa nah

[rjdc_23]

money makes the difference in the world.!

[dj1121]

nyahahahah...kwarta lagi...

[chaz03]

haha..pagka toy2 jd....