FART (utot)

[daveclark612]

Hey, share mo ug ideas and experiences about utot. I've got several:


What things other than diet can make a person fart more than usual?

People who swallow a lot of air fart more than people who don't. This can be cured somewhat by chewing with your mouth closed, eating more slowly, and not gulping food or liquids. Chewing gum, smoking, and sucking on candy also can cause a person to swallow more air. Carbonated drinks give a person extra gas. Nervous people with fast moving bowels will fart more because less air is absorbed out of the intestines. Some disease conditions can cause excess flatulence. Going up in an airplane or other low-pressure environment can cause the gas inside you to expand and emerge as flatus. Tilting your head back and pouring a drink straight down your gullet (chugging) also leads to an excess of swallowed air, and hence, farting.


Is a fart really just a burp that comes out the wrong end?

No, a burp emerges from the stomach and has a different chemical composition from a fart. Farts have less atmospheric gas content and more bacterial gas content than burps.


Is it harmful to hold in farts?

There are differences in opinion on this one. Certainly, people have believed for centuries that retaining flatus is bad for the health. Emperor Claudius even passed a law legalizing farting at banquets out of concern for people's health. There was a widespread belief that a person could be poisoned or catch a disease by retaining farts. Most doctors believe that there is no particular harm in holding in farts. Farts will not poison you; they are a natural component of your intestinal contents. The worst thing that can happen is that you may get a stomach ache from the gas pressure. But one doctor suggested that pathological distention of the bowel could result if a person holds in farts too much. And that the effort involved in retaining flatus can cause hemorrhoids.


Why do women always deny farting?

I suppose I should start by saying that only some chicks deny farting. The rest of them acknowledge their gaseous accomplishments with pride.
However, a great many women do deny farting. The reason is that they have been misled into thinking that farts are not ladylike. It is a great mistake to say that farting is not ladylike. The reason is that all people fart, including ladies. Anything that ladies do is by definition ladylike, and that includes the emission of anal gases.

[orcgod]

try eating a lot of Del Monte Pinapple chunks, as in, prot, prrroooooooooooooooot, prot, prot, somtimes kay deadly silent assasin, smooth kayo, kasukaon gud akong tapad nga officemate, nya tulo iya luha sa kabaho, timing pa gyud tu nga wa ko kalibang for 3 days.

[teeedert]

ako miga kay nakautot siya sa jeep nya kusog pa jud kaayo...boang man ppud og utok akong miga, iya bitaw na gitan-aw ang iyang tupad nga girl, nagpa as if ang boang nga di cya ang nangutot...naog gud ang girl...wahahah

[ArCkz]

They say its good for our health ang mangutot....

[crazy_lazy]

ako miga kay nakautot siya sa jeep nya kusog pa jud kaayo...boang man ppud og utok akong miga, iya bitaw na gitan-aw ang iyang tupad nga girl, nagpa as if ang boang nga di cya ang nangutot...naog gud ang girl...wahahah

hla yagita gud sa imong amiga? hehe..luoy gud ang girl sa kauwaw..hehe

[marL]

Nakabantay sad ko na ang utot kung kusog gani kaau kay most of the time kay odorless. Kung hinay sad kaau kay mao na ang pirting bahua. Naa nay explanation? (^_^)V

[crazy_lazy]

They say its good for our health ang mangutot....

btw, naa pud btw nay medical benefits ang utot..akong unce g-operahan and after operation kay dapt mn dyd dw mangutot ka ana but wla mn dyud xa ka utot after pila ka days from operation..ambot kung g-operahn ba to xa balik or naka-utot ra to xa..kalimot ko sa details kay last year nmn gud to..DORY!! hehe

[cosplay]

Government warning: Smoke farting is dangerous to your health.

YouTube - smoke fart

[wisechoice]

eat kamote for more otot to come...

[Verst Eltone]

sapi daw na sa doctor kun dili ka ka utot...

common terms na nga akong madunggan..