Nasayop ug litok..

[sporklong]

e post diri mga istorya nga naay nasayup ug litok..

nadunggan nako sa ako silingan..
nangutana bahin sa basketball
Jr: bai, kinsay daug sa balamban vs. toledo? pildi ang toledo?

Jemnel: o.. pildo!

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Nag inum mi nya niagi ang reyna elena..

Jemnel: AH! agi mang RAYNO!!

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Nag inum nya nakasimhot ug baho

Dagul: hmmm.. bahoang itot wui.. (iti + utot) lol

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While nagtambay..

Jr: bai, sexyha gud na xa..unsa diay na iyang trabaho?

Dagul: ambot..ingon sila DOKTORO kuno na xa..

hahah imbes doktora..

[lestat1116]

bai kana c dagul taga uc banilad na?

[burn777]

waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[lairy_fights]

I overheard pud kaganina students talking..

Student 1: Aha ka padulong?

Student 2: Sa Gem. Kuyog ka?

Gym diay to iya pasabot. Langya.

[k-bai]

ask ko sa ako migo tag pila na imo t-shirt bai

ana siya nga tag "kwarentos" rani bai.. (kwatro sentos)

iya sad favorite fruit kay "guyabas" .. combination sa guava ug bayabas

[piolo_askal]

Friend @ Goldilocks SM

.. "Miss, usa nya ka Chocolate Mouse" (Mousse)
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Friend @ Vhire

.. "Lingaw kaayo nang flight kaying sa?" (Kite Flying)
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Friend @ a PUJ

.. "Naa man ko friend nga waiter sa White Castle sa Country Mall." (Ice Castle)
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Classmate in high school during an exam (matching type ang exam)

Me: Unsa imong answer sa number 9?

CM: Letter Fi

Me: Ha? Unsa?

CM: Fi gud

Me: Unsa P? Kutob ra man M ang choices..

CM: Fi gud, fi as in flower.. (F diay ang pasabot)
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Overheard in a PUJ, two nursing students talking

Student1: Tan-aw ta movie unya na.

Student2: Sige, sige.. kuan, AYRONMAN lang atong tan-awon. (Ironman)
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Some classmates at USCTC during breaktime

CM1: Tan-aw ka NBA ganina bai?

CM2: Wala lagi. Kinsa daog? Celtics or Fistons? (Pistons)
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Neighbor @ Minglanilla

.. "Si Kevin Garnett lang ang nagdala sa Minowesta Timberwolves?" (Minnesota)
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same neighbor @ Minglanilla

.. "Hingigo kaayo ug tres sa Stokohovik oi." (Stojakovic pronounced as Stoyakovich)
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CAT way back in high school

.. "You, you, and you.. both of you!!"
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Overheard on my way to school

.. "nianhi ka didto?"
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Teacher in high school

.. "For those who are not here, they are all absent." (alangan man pud ug present kung wala)
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Classmate in high school

.. "Mam, it that a chair?" (is that a chair?)
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[jeeeeen]

at pizza hut: (gi serve na sa waiter akung spag)

waiter: mam ganahan kag paper?
me: ha? unsaun man nako na?
waiter: paper mam ba para sa imu food
me: *stared blankly at him* (i honestly didn't know what he was talking about abi nako mag fill up ug something)
waiter: *ni kuha ug PEPPER nya gi hatag nako*
me: *can't help it, its rude but i laughed* then said thank you..

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emcee: let us prayer!

*toinks*

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teacher: kaila mu ni mr. ben?
students: *asking each other kung kinsa si mr. ben*
>>after 48 yrs of guessing<<
si mr. bean diay to iya gi pasabot..

[jadestoner]

at pizza hut: (gi serve na sa waiter akung spag)

waiter: mam ganahan kag paper?
me: ha? unsaun man nako na?
waiter: paper mam ba para sa imu food
me: *stared blankly at him* (i honestly didn't know what he was talking about abi nako mag fill up ug something)
waiter: *ni kuha ug PEPPER nya gi hatag nako*
me: *can't help it, its rude but i laughed* then said thank you..

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emcee: let us prayer!

*toinks*

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teacher: kaila mu ni mr. ben?
students: *asking each other kung kinsa si mr. ben*
>>after 48 yrs of guessing<<
si mr. bean diay to iya gi pasabot..

jeeeen murag kaila lgi ko ani nga C.I..... hehehe...

#contestan sa usa ka pagent..
contestant: "don't let others try to pool you down"
emcee: "anong pool, yung merong tubig?"
contestant: "no I mean FOOL you down."
emcee: "bahala kana diyan!"

[nadine eidloth]

ako ug akong amiga paingon ug kan anan. nagkahisgot mi bahin ug mathematics

ingon ko naa jud ko algebraic expression nga dili malimtan. pagtiud tiud nakabantay ko sa akong nasulti equation man diay unta to. kakataw onon gud ko sa akong dinanghag. akong amiga*la kabantay

[laagan_si_organizer]

nasuko ako father nako pag hi-skul kay dugay daw ka mag-uli-an if magresearch (maabtan ug 12mn. alangan pud, unsa man ang computer sauna? mora man pud ug abacus ang performance..bwahaha)

hubog xa ato nga time, then nagyaw yaw siya. ako sad kalma ra kaayo ko'g text2..nasuko xa kay wa daw ko naminaw niya. iya gibunlot ang phone from me then gilabay sa floor. nikagay akong phone (ge lang. 5110i pa man pud to)...pwerte nako hilak ug bakho kay la naman ko lain phone adto na time...nisamot xa kalagot why nihilak ko.

papa: cge kag hilak! sala na nimo! nganong mohilak man ka?
ako: alangan beh?! imo gibungkag ang cellphone. kinsa man di mohilak ana?! hinatag gud na ni mama nako! naa baya na moral values...

akong maguwang ug ig-agaw nagcge bahakhak kay instead of sentimental value ako i-sulti, moral values na nuon.