A Thief walks into the Bar

[sercor::jhumzki]

Two guys walk into a bar. One is a huge monster of a man, and the other a slight, small man. They walk up to the bar and order drinks.

About that time, a thief walks into the bar brandishing a gun. He walks up to the big guy, points the gun at his head, and says, "you've got fifteen minutes to live, what do you want to do with the rest of your life?"

The big guy says, " I want to **** everything that moves!"

The thief points the gun at the little guy and asks, "you've got fifteen minutes to live, what do YOU want to do?"

The little guy says, "Stand real still!"

[kung-fu_panda]

wenksssssssssssssssssssssss

[harcaid]

Ngekkkkkkkkkkkkk

[ysamigs]

toinkkkk!!!!!

[Ronn926]

hahaha gud point

[wapaytuli]

hehehe maayo pud///

[Swordslave]

The thief moves to the third person and asks him the same question...

Person#3: I will tell the big guy that one person behind me is moving...

[ink_jett]

mao, stay still nlang gyud

[jo-anne]

hadlok si manong oi.. f patuga2x xa'g lihok mabirahan jd cya ni big guy..

[templarz]

May gani way bayot didto....