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[Swordslave]

lol the pig's orgasm is useless since it does not have *** for enjoyment...

[_neh611_]

the pig!!!

useless lang
tsk3

[peewee_toot]

the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cell. excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells but naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. in this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells making the brain faster and more efficient. that's why you always feel smarter when you're drunk.

hehehehe

pakpak sa mga palahubog!

[Swordslave]

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
-palahubog pud diay ang mga scorpio

The yo-yo was originally a weapon used in the Philippine jungles.
-only in the philippines

Oneirogmophobia is the fear of wet dreams.
-wat da

In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have *** without a permit.
-Huh?

The same chemical responsible for the ecstatic highs of love and sexual attraction, phenylethylamine, is also found in chocolate.
-Yum

The sperm of a mouse is actually longer than the sperm of an elephant, when viewed under a microscope of course.
-Kinsa man tawn ang naa sa tarong nga utok ang mutan-aw sa sperm anang duha oiz?

It takes a sperm one hour to swim seven inches.
-wow so we really are BORN-WINNERS or something like that

[Swordslave]

Minks have intercourse that lasts an average of eight hours.
- Pig = Quality, Lion = Quantity, Minks = Duration... who studies these things?

Most turkeys and giraffes are bisexual.
- how are people getting these informations?

The penguin only has one single orgasm in a year.
- kapoy na ug cge ug comment about animals

The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.
- lets try and guess kung unsa ang doktor nga naka discover ani... babaye/lalaki?

Everyday, 200 million couples around the world have ***, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment.
- So... *imagines*

[Nammies]

that..
Microsoft coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that was devoted to MICROcomputer SOFTware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the ‘-’ was removed later on.

(Lagi lagi, nya...datu mo?!?)

[silver]

no wonder some girls call a guy "your a PIG"..hehehhehe

[rAnzter]

* The first owner of Malboro company died of lung cancer, so did the first "Malboro Man"

Unsa?? Malboro wahahaha kinsa nah?? tooogsh....

[rAnzter]

*Facebook was originally stolen from a school program software... (the owner now is the latest youngest and richest kid in the World)

*A Pigs Fangs grows large if it becomes a wild hog... (Ambot nganu mo tubo jud siya...)

*Pig is one of the smartest animal on the planet....

(mag tukod tag skul para sa baboy... teach them don't eat them ang motto... wahaha)

*deadliest puncher in the world of martial arts are ninjas....

(National Geographic jud ni...) wahahaha

[shaddaf]

do u know... that is very difficult to hum when your nose is clipped!