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TINDERA: hoi, bisag naninda ra kog juice, naa koy mga anak nga naa sa USJR, USC, and CDU.
CUSTOMER: WOW!
unsay course?
TINDERA: wala! naninda ra sag juice.
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PASOSYAL NA GIRL SA BUS
GIRL: manong kondoktor, kindly please get my luggage in the baggage.
KONDOKTOR: asa ani ma'am?
GIRL: kato! kato oh. katong sako.
