A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he
> hired a Chinese
> detective . . . the cheapest one he could find.
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> This is his report . . .
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> Most honorable sir!
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> You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He
> and she leave
> house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look
> window. He
> kiss she. She kiss he. He play with she. She play with he.
> I play with
> me. I fall off tree. I not see.
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> No fee,
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> Cheng Lee