REDNECK PICK UP LINES
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ..
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND ... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
now this is interesting.
please share us the pickup lines men used when they wanted to meet you. dont be shy, tell us
oh...
and dont forget how you reacted, ok?
cheers
boy: miss ang galing mo naman tumama sa airsoft
girl: di nga eh newbie lang
boy: expert ka nga eh, tinamaan mo puso ko
modified version:
Hi! F*CK me if im wrong... are you "PARIS HILTON"?
^^yeah right......
ei girl ive got condoms.... "i heard this when ashton parker of bangbus take a girl for a ride"
kagabii nga pick up line sa akong amigo:
friend: "hola binita! Spain is Euro Champion right now,so you wanna go to bed with me??"
chick: "no thanks,theyre not World Champions yet."
hahaha busted ra gihapon...![]()
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