just for laugh

[mikhail]

Anong sabi ng itim na
ulap sa puting ulap nung
nagkasalubong sila?

'' My name is Rain,

i like Black,

Black looks good.

Looking good means no Dandruff.''

[cc_3125]

ANAK: Taymag-ingat kayo sa DANKTRAK!.
TATAY: ano ung danktrak?
ANAK: Yunn pong trak na 10 ang gulong na karga buhangin.
TATAY: Tanga inde danktrak un...TEN MILLER!!!
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BOY: Wala akong kwentang anak para sa inyo! Lahat ng ginagawa ko puro
mali ! Lagi nalang ako mali!!! Di 'nyo na ako mahal!
AMA: Nagkakamali ka anak.
BOY: Shet! Malina naman ako!!!
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Magsyota naglalakad sa park:
GF: Hon, ihi muna ako
BF: Dyan ka nalang sa damuhan...
Habang umiihi, kinapkap ni BF ang legs ni GF nang may mahawakan syang
mahaba sa gitna nito...
BF: Anak ng?! Bading ka ba o nagpalit na ng kasarian??
GF: Sira! Nagpalit lang ako ng desisyon. Tumatae na ako.
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UDGE: Ano ba talaga nangyari?
ERAP: . (di nagsasalita)
JUDGE: Sumagot ka sa tanong.
ERAP: Naman eh!!! Kala ko ba hearing lang to Bakit may speaking?
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...to be continued

[cc_3125]

TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science?
PEDRO: ako ma'am! Ako ma'am!
TEACHER: okay Pedro, what is science?
PEDRO: science is our lesson for today.
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AMO: inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay.
(nilabas ni Inday)
INDAY: off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!
PULUBI: oh! I'm so ashamed! Such a mansion of social climbing freaks!
(nakakuha na ng katapat si Inday!)
NOSEBLEED!!! .hehehe
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TRIVIA: do you know how they make rubber gloves in China?
Workers deep their hands into melted latex, then air-dry them.
Now guess how they make condoms?
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in a miss gay pageant:
HOST: how can we uplift our economy today even though we are under economic
crisis?
BAKLA: (namutla) mga bakla! Akala ko ba miss gay ito? Quizbee pala!
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The Philippine presidents flying in a plane.
GMA: what if I throw a check for a million pesos out the window to make at
least 1 Filipino happy?
CORY: but my dear, why don't you throw 2 checks for half a million each and
thus make 2 Filipinos happy?
RAMOS: why not throw four checks for a quarter of a million each and make
four Filipinos happy?
And on it went until finally, Erap blurts out:
"but madam president, why not simply throw yourself out of the window and
make all the Filipinos happy?"
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1. Trulalu.
2. eklavu
3. eklavu.
4. trulalu
5. eklavu
6. trulalu
7. trulalu.
8. eklavu
9. trulalu
10. trulalu
-batang bading nagsasagot ng true or false na quiz.
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kung nag GAY LANGUAGE sanasila GMA at GARCI eh di walang SCAM!
GMA: hallow gracia!
GARCI: uy mother ever! Na chenilyn de kimberlyn ko na po yung mga chuva eke
k.
GMA: bonggacious! Eh yung mga chenes chenes, carry na ba?
GARCI: flatshoes! Winnie santos mama, wiz na wori eclavou na ever! Na
chorva na!
GMA: ang tarushki! Maldita ka talaga vruha ka! Eh di windra na naman
watashi?!
GARCI: anufi ate.
GMA: oshah ba.
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[deity777]

OT:
hahaha lagi textmaster sir

OT:

bleh :P u know me bya.. hehehehe

[mikhail]

hahahah

[jemboix]

:mrgreen:

[mom]

UNCLASSIFIED



Carnation milk - 65 YEARS AGO .. This is choice!

A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all."

She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do this!

She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in front of her house. A man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2,000 even though we will not be able to use it!"


"Carnation Milk is best of all, no tits to pull, no hay to haul, no buckets to wash, no shit to pitch, just poke a hole int the-son-of a-bitch."

[crush_23]

Juan : Bai, naa nay taning akong kinabuhi... Taman nalang ko karong kadlawon. Txt2 ta tibuok gabii....


Jose: Pagpuyo!!!! Sayo pa ko mumata ugma. May man ka kay dili na.....

hihihihi

[-twistedSUI-]

^hahahha,... lo.uya pud ni juan,.. hehehe,..

[bbabes20]

na unsa na oi.. Bwahahaha!!! ka nindut sa life oi basta puno og kabuang... hehehe kip up w/ all the jokes!!! love it.. 1day il also post mine.. hehehe