
 Originally Posted by 
pijavier 
					
				 
				I learned in all my jobs that a job is a job is a job. It does not matter if your boss is way over his head or your workmate is pain in the bum. A job is a job is a job.
There is no perfect job, no perfect boss, no perfect workmate, you can either enjoy what you have now and strive to improve or pack your bags and leave.
kapal muks ra gyud ang trabaho. if you take it personally you will loose interest, if you take it lightly you will loose your job, if daghan kag absents, you will loose your bonus, if hinay ka molihok, you will loose your clients.
the only things constant in a job is coffee, unending memos, overtime forms and the constant ringing of the phone.
A job is never exciting, it is a struggle but i have learned that i need to do what i need to do today, (and be really wise about where and how i use money) so that i no longer need to do any of this 3-5 years from now.
Also, make the HR your best friend,
Make people laugh (it brightens up the environment),
Don't talk to single women a lot specially about love (you'll see, try it),
Always lock your computer when you go to the men's room (you don't want your seatmate sending 143's or 69's to your YM contacts),
Bring your cellphone wherever you go, always, 
Be careful when you establish alliances, there is always a mole or a sipsip around, (let's beat that person up),
Stay close to the sipsip and be careful not to get caught, (what is he/she texting?),
When the boss offers something like food, don't be the first one to get (trust me),
When somebody gives you a calling card, always ask for two, when your job get's it, you won't get your card back,
Keep tabs of your YM and always delete the archive folder,