This reminds me of an old joke...
God asked both Christ and Satan to come up with their proposals for the universe, and whoever comes up first with a comprehensive proposal might be considered to rule by his side.
Both took the challenge, and starting typing away on their desktop computers (old joke na ni, and atong panahuna, few people had UPS in their homes, and notebooks were rare). When both were about finished, electrical power suddenly disappeared.
Satan was fuming mad that he lost all of his work. Christ was just silent, and waited patiently to resume with work. When power returned, Christ took a bit more time then, to Satan's surprise, He started printing His proposal, and then submitted it to God.
Satan was intensely jealous, and could not imagine how Christ could have rewritten everything so fast; he felt cheated, and started complaining.
God then read the proposal, and finally declared Christ can rule by his side. Satan protested and requested a rematch. Satan complained it wasn't fair because the power outage messed the contest up.
God declined and said Christ had won the contest fair and square. God said, the reason Christ won the contest is because "Jesus saves."