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Thread: Duha (2) ka Pari
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11-20-2007, 05:46 AM #41Junior Member
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11-20-2007, 01:20 PM #42Newbie
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Re: Duha (2) ka Pari
Originally Posted by yankee1264
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11-20-2007, 01:22 PM #43Newbie
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Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off di*ks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife : "Those they gave away."
Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off cun*s. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husband : "That's where they held the auction."
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11-20-2007, 10:40 PM #44Senior Member
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At one of the rural areas of Cebu...
Sakristan: Padre... naay babay nga padong sa sapa, maligu siguro...
Padre: Ayaw ana... maglagot ang Ginoo.
Sakristan: Padre, naghubo cya sa iyang T-shirt.
Padre: Ayaw ana... maglagot ang Ginoo.
Sakristan: Padre, naghubo cya sa iyang sayal.
Padre: Ayaw ana... maglagot ang Ginoo.
Sakristan: Padre, naghubo cya sa iyang bra.
Padre: Ayaw ana... maglagot ang Ginoo.
Sakristan: Padre, naghubo cya sa iyang panty.
Padre: Ayaw ana... maglagot ang akoa.
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11-21-2007, 08:32 PM #45Elite Member
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Re: Duha (2) ka Pari
hahahaha!
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11-30-2007, 01:53 AM #46Elite Member
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makasasala
ader pasaylo.a ko kay nakapatay ko ug mga taw..huhuhu
padre: maobah dong, ayaw kabalaka pasaylo.on raka.gi.unsa man nimo sila pagpatay??
makasasala: gi tigbas nako padre unya gi loglog ang li-og murag manok.
padre: uy kakuyaw gud ug ngano man imo na silang gi pamatay??
makasasala: koan lagi pader kanang moto.o sila ug gino.o bah..mao akong tigbason.. kaw pader moto.o ka??
padre: ha?? ako?? d oi ayaw pag to.o ana kay CHIKA rana...
(just a joke....)
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12-01-2007, 06:24 PM #47Elite Member
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Re: Duha (2) ka Pari
ahahahahahaha.... Originally Posted by juNexbOyz
makasasalaader pasaylo.a ko kay nakapatay ko ug mga taw..huhuhu
padre: maobah dong, ayaw kabalaka pasaylo.on raka.gi.unsa man nimo sila pagpatay??
makasasala: gi tigbas nako padre unya gi loglog ang li-og murag manok.
padre: uy kakuyaw gud ug ngano man imo na silang gi pamatay??
makasasala: koan lagi pader kanang moto.o sila ug gino.o bah..mao akong tigbason.. kaw pader moto.o ka??
padre: ha?? ako?? d oi ayaw pag to.o ana kay CHIKA rana...
(just a joke....)
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12-02-2007, 09:19 PM #48
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Re: Duha (2) ka Pari
dala mani tinuod doh! kamao sad ning mga pari-a dah! haha...
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01-19-2008, 07:47 PM #49Senior Member
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hahahahah..nice nice ...give us more!!
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01-19-2008, 08:07 PM #50Junior Member
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Re: Duha (2) ka Pari
Kataw anan sad, if I can remember I will also tell you a joke, clean cut ning ako, sa sunod na lang.
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