Juan and Pedro Jokes...

[bizz_dakk]

Titser: Juan use LOW in a sentence.

Juan: My brief is LOW-ag.

Titser: Wrong!

Juan: Correct mam uy! Bsag imo pang tan awn

[itik]

subscribe..

basa-basahon unya pawala sa duka

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Nag-away si Juan ug Pedra.

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[drwtsn32]

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[Peenut]

Titser: Kung naa kay 20 ka candy, unya nangayo ug 12 imong classmate pila nlng nabilin

Pedro: Classmate nlng mabilin, hutdon nakog kaon tanan oy

[noy]

hi!! pwede minimize lang ang green jokes? let's make this thread wholesome. thank you!! lingaw pud kaau ko katawa sa uban jokes ba

Pedro: Juan:
- murag nagprotesta si juan ug pedro mam..
joke ra na mam hap, at least wholesome ang joke diba?

[noy]

At the Coffee Shop..

Pedro: bai, tagae gud ta ug kape.
Johnny the waiter: Sure, Decaf sir?
Pedro: my gad, syempre de cup jud, alangan naman ug unsay butangan nimu sa kape? kumon sins (common sense) kuno beh?
Johnny the waiter:

[noy]

during a job interview..

Peter the HR Director: so juan, according to your resume you didn't even finish secondary education and you don't have any work experience that can be related to the position that you're applying for. tell me, why should I hire you?(with a condescending tone)..
Juan: kanang kuan sir, silingan man ta sir ug katuod pud ko sa balay sa imung kabit sir..
Peter the HR Director(ning ginhawa ug lawm): aw pareng juan, matay wa jud ko kabantay ikaw diay na..ehehehehe..buanga start ka nig Monday dayun hap...akoy bahala nimu