Men Versus Women

[harley_19]

kaw hah....
lain na na.....

pero ingon sila nindot kno nah...

I dont know....cguro....

[sneakers]

if you can't make war sa katri then desperate moves jud ka...
so you make yourself...
hehehehe...
ma babae ma lalake...
pareho ra na...
naay feelings...
mao ra man jud na ang factor sa usa ka taw...
basta naa ka ani...
taw ka...
but kung wala gani...
you should GET A LIFE!!!!
hehehehe....

[eros15]

hoi sneakers make yourself ka dha...

[harley_19]

sneakers::::
unsaon pag get a life...
pwede diay nah

[aphrodite]

men and women:

"a man gave his seat on the bus; SHE fainted. when she revived, she thanked him; then HE fainted."

[harley_19]

YES....
wla nay lain pa.....

[~kilua~]

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[bLeu_beLLe]

ON RELATIONSHIPS:

When a relationship ends, a woman cries till her tear ducts run dry, yaks on and on to her gfs,writes a poem, listens to sad music, raids the shops at Megamall and goes on a full beauty make-over, all these in a month or less. Then she goes on with her life.

A man only reacts from 6 months to a year after the break-up. This is the 3 a.m. drunken call he makes to his ex: "I hate you, you ruined my life...
Uh, baka pwede pa tayo?"

ON MATURITY:

Women take to maturity faster and earlier. A 16-year-old female can effectively care for an infant.

A 16-year-old male can make the family dog drink Tanduay. That's why high school romances rarely work out.

ON PHONE ATTITUDE:

A man uses the phone only if he has something specific to say: "Pare basket tayo bukas. Gym 8 sharp. Bye." He delivers a short telegraphic message and hangs up after 6 minutes.

A woman doesn't need a particular reason to call a friend. She can visit her gal pal for a week and upon returning home, call the same friend and chat for three hours!

ON VANITY:

Men are vain. They check their reflection on mirrors every chance they get.

Women will check themselves out on shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, silver balloons, store windows, some guy's bald head.

ON RESTROOMS:

Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons.

Women see restrooms as social lounges.

Men in a restroom will not speak to each other.

Women who have never met before will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends.
And NEVER in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant by saying, "Pare, I got to pee. Samahan mo ako please?"

wehehehehe...nice one,tikboy...had a good laugh kahit mag-isa lang ako sa station...hay naku! we girls talaga no can be so silly at times...silly yet adorable. toink!

[Zealot]

bahala mong tanan basta men ang moda-ug kay wala may mawala sa guyz....

[potterboy]

MEN RULES!!!