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    Default HA!Haskang Gutoma! (a parody of Kurt Fick's popular "HAHAHAHasula" by Rodsky)


    HA-HASKANG GUTOMA
    (a parody of Kurt Fick's popular "HAHAHAHasula" by Rodion M. Herrera)

    I
    Maypa sa akong mga damgo,
    Aduna pa’y isaw ug kan-on.
    Ug kung wala'y makaon, maypa’g matog ko’g balik.
    Pukawa ko’g nag-hukad na mo.
    Kurog-kurog pa, kay napasmo na.
    Shagit-shagitan ka.
    Kuto-kuto pitik-pitik, apan diay nag sakit.

    (CHORUS 1)
    Di pa sweldo, wala’y sud-an ug kan-on.
    Apan kung masapot ko, ayaw pag-badlong.
    Sige na lang ta ani’g HAHAHAhapdusa.
    HA-HASKANG -gutoma ning kahimtanga.

    II
    Gutom nga lisod gyud ka pugngan,
    Sabaw unta bisan walay sud-an.
    Sa-on ma’ng na-hutdan ang alkansya,
    Na wa man gyud bisan ginamos ra.
    Maong sorry na, wa ko gyud damha
    Hurot akong kwarta.
    Nag Mang-Inasal man gud, promise di na gyud ma-utro.

    (CHORUS 2)
    Kay bisan lang uyap, walay sulod ang tiyan.
    Apan kung mag utot ko, ayaw pag pungot.
    Sige na lang ta ani’g HAHAHAhapdusa.
    HA-HASKANG -gutoma ning kahimtanga.

    (CHORUS 3)
    Unsaon ta man, wala na ko’y natigum.
    Perming mapasmo na lang ba ko ani kutob.
    Sige na lang ta ani’g HAHAHAhapdusa.
    HA-HASKANG -gutoma ning kahimtanga.

    (BRIDGE)
    Awa lang,
    Maka-kaon ra ‘nya ta puhon.
    Purya buyag intawon.
    Ayaw na lang ug angal kay maka-utang na ko.
    Pero hay sa pagka-karon…

    HAHAHAhapdusa.
    HA-HASKANG -gutoma ning kahimtanga.

    (CHORUS 2)
    Kay bisan lang uyap, walay sulod ang tiyan.
    Apan kung mag utot ko, ayaw pag pungot.
    Sige na lang ta ani’g HAHAHAhapdusa.
    HA-HASKANG -gutoma ning kahimtanga.

    (CHORUS 3)
    Unsaon ta man, wala na ko’y natigum.
    Perming mapasmo na lang ba ko ani kutob.
    Sige na lang ta ani’g HAHAHAhapdusa.
    HA-HASKANG -gutoma ning kahimtanga.

    (You may suggest changes, kay dili ko maayo mag-storya sa Bisaya!)
    Last edited by rodsky; 11-18-2015 at 06:00 PM.

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    Hahahaha nice one @rodsky

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    wahahahah...

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    Hahahaha hasula jud hahahaha.

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    buhakhaka nako ani hehehe

    good job rodsky!
    "People who love to eat are always the BEST people."
    Julia Child

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    Post pud mog lyrics sa katong.. HAHAHAhagbunga..

    katong lyrics kayy..

    Maypa sa akong mga damgo..
    Aduna pa koy dagkong grado..
    Ug kung mao man gani maypag ma tog ug balik
    Pukawa lang kog pasar nako..

    Tuon tuon pa.. bisag way nasabtan ....

    Wala na ko kahibaw sa sumpay hehehe


    Sa lyrics part kay...

    Please sir ayaw lang tawn mig
    Hahahahagbunga.. Hahahahasula..
    Ning kahimtanga..
    Last edited by loucellmar; 11-26-2015 at 05:10 AM.

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