"army ang tatay"
tatay : ingna ug pusil!
anak : PUSIL!
tatay : ingna ug bala!
anak : bala!
tatay : ingna ug LALAKI!
anak : huh?? asaaaaa??
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Thread: Best jokes ever..
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11-10-2015, 01:00 AM #1031
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11-17-2015, 01:55 AM #1032Elite Member
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Me: For me I want a Dragon
Santa: Be Realistic!
Me: OK, i want a loyal Girlfriend.
Santa: What color of Dragon do you want?
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11-17-2015, 08:28 AM #1033C.I.A.
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santa ni or genie?
Originally Posted by BlueIre
Me: For me I want a Dragon
Santa: Be Realistic!
Me: OK, i want a loyal Girlfriend.
Santa: What color of Dragon do you want?
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11-17-2015, 10:04 PM #1034Elite Member
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ahaha mura bitaw Genie bro, pero atik ra si Santa jud d ay Originally Posted by slabdans
santa ni or genie?
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11-17-2015, 10:54 PM #1035Junior Member
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dili man ni genie or santa.... clasher man ni! Originally Posted by BlueIre
Me: For me I want a Dragon
Santa: Be Realistic!
Me: OK, i want a loyal Girlfriend.
Santa: What color of Dragon do you want?
they must be on the same clan!
mao ni ang colors ay:
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11-18-2015, 10:13 AM #1036Senior Member
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^kulang ug isa leader... wala nimo ma upgrade ug level 5 ang drags...
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11-19-2015, 05:40 AM #1037Elite Member
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Teacher: Can you count to 10 in Spanish?
Juan: Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro!
Teacher: Okay, what's next?
Juan: I know you want me, you know i want ya
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11-19-2015, 07:46 PM #1038Elite Member
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hahaha this made my day! Originally Posted by BlueIre
Teacher: Can you count to 10 in Spanish?
Juan: Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro!
Teacher: Okay, what's next?
Juan: I know you want me, you know i want ya
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11-21-2015, 07:01 AM #1039Elite Member
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Gkan nis radyo.
Lolo kikoy: Hoy bataa ka iuli ang imong gkawat na baboy!
Bata: Dli akoy gakawat lo oi.
Lolo Kikoy: ah sige ako nalng pabayaran nimo og usa ka libo.
Bata: Ah! kadaot atong baboya usa ka libo?.
Lolo Kikoy: ah sakpaaaaan.......
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11-21-2015, 09:41 PM #1040
alma karen joke
topic : birth control
karen : (ang mga mahihirap) how would they control?
alma : kailangan lageng bukas ang ilaw? (nagkatawa nga na awkward)
nayabag kog kalima! hahahahamawa! laming iparok akong ulo!
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