Best jokes ever..

[Bonito4U]

"F" sa scorecard..

Tatay: Ano tong "F" sa card mo ha?
Anak: (nag-iisip.....) tatay! Fasado po ibig sabihin nyan.
Tatay: Ahhh ... akala ko Ferfect.


HAHAHA!

[<SMILE>]

A man is sitting next to a woman who's trying to breastfeesd her baby on a bus.

The baby refuses to suckle on the breast and the mother warns, ''If you don't suckle on it, I shall give it to the uncle next to me.''

The baby still doesn't budge.


After about 20 minutes, the woman repeats the 'threat'. The man clears his throat and says, ''Look ma'am, you had better make up your mind. I was supposed to get off six bus stops ago.''

[<SMILE>]

Husband: Hon, di ko kauli ron kay gabii na kaayo, kuyog ming pare juan dulag badminton.
Wife: ok ra hon. Au2x mo diha.
Man: unsa naman say pasangil niya?
Wife: kuyog kuno mo.

[bizz_dakk]

Airforce: "No guts, No glory!"
Marines: "No retreat, No surrender!"
Army: "No pain, No gain!"
Naks di papildi ning mga Security Guards: "No I.D, No entry!"

[bizz_dakk]

Do you know INNER ROW
What is inner row?
Inner Row comes before,,

Pibrerow
Marsow
Abril
Mayow
Hunyow..

[porbidaman]

Inside the elevator

Teban: bababa ba?
Goliath: bababa na...
American: are you 2 minions?

[2nderemperror]

kung sinabi nilang 'Don't try this at Home'

oh edi wag mong e-try sa bahay, dun ka sa labas!

orayt

[bizz_dakk]

a boy went to the hospistal to visit his dying chinese girlfriend..

The girlfriend said: “hok tin ching wa”
then the girl died,


the boy curiously find the meaning of his girlfriend's last words and says:,

“ayaw tamaki ang oxygen ! YAWA KA.”

opps.. Bawal m0katawa kay, Sad story bya..

[bizz_dakk]

Pari: Muapil ka sa Army of God ?
Juan: Member naku ana, Padre .
Pari: Ngano wla man ka sa misa permi ?
Juan: Secret Agent man gud koh pader .!
Pari: Yati rah !

hahahaha

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gabi-e nag damgo ko..inom daw ko daghang beer.. . .
daghang BEER..

Daghang kaayong BEER..

Pagmata naku. . wa na!!
wa na!!!

wa nay sulod ang among Arinula!!!..

hahahaha

[2nderemperror]