Difference between you and your boss:
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't doit, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's to busy.
Whe you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he is only human.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your autority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you ovelooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being cooperative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is on a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interwiew.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
The boss
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