sari saring jokes!

[amen]

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Nanay: Dong isuroy ning isda
Anak: O nay..... :mrgreen: Isda.. Isda... Isda...
Tawo: Dong, Tagpila ng isda?
Anak: Hala! Sorry gyud kaayo nong. Dili ni baligya. Isuroy ra kuno ni ingon nanay.

[amen]

nanay: Dong Isaag ni iring...
Anak: O nay...
nanay: O, nganung gabii na man ka uli.. nya naa pa man lage ning iring
Anak: Nay, kung wala pa ko nisunod sa iring, Dili na ko kauli

[milk_man]

titser: Juan use balance diet and balance sheet in a sentence
juan: After you eat balance diet you will have a balance sheet.

[milk_man]

question: use deposit and diploma in a sentence
answer: Call diploma if deposit is leaking

[uzumaki]

At a Mr. Universe contest
Question: If ur pennis is an animal, what animal wud it be?
Germany: Elephant, so that it is big and strong
American: Lion, so that it is brave and mighty
Philippines: Mouse........so that it wud be chased by pussies

hahaha wayok

[lana21]

titser: Juan use balance diet and balance sheet in a sentence
juan: After you eat balance diet you will have a balance sheet.

pyts bay...awryt

[bitokon_nga_bitok]

principal: ilang taon kana?

estudyante:labim p2 po...

prinicipal: ilan kaung mgkkaptid?

estudyante: tatlo po..

principal: may magulang k pa ba?

estudyante: wla na po. kasi po, ako na po ang pinakamagulangan po....

[meeco]

hahaha

[rastafarian]

gitika ko b

[lana21]

ahhahahaha