A very small elderly woman slowly pushed her very full grocery cart out of a supermarket and proceeded towards her car to unload her groceries. Upon finding her car she discovered four very large men had gotten inside and were preparing to drive away. Reaching into her purse she pulled out a large revolver and yelled at the men, "I have a gun and I know how to use it." The men wasted no time bolting from the car and running away. After unloading her groceries into the trunk the woman got in her car and attempted to start it. But, she was so shaken she couldn't get her key in the ignition. Then she also noticed a basketball and a soccer ball in the back seat that hadn't been there before. And, after several more attempts at getting the key in the ignition she finally realized this wasn't her car. Embarrassed, she found her own car and drove to the nearest police station to report her mistake. The desk sargeant began laughing and laughing. Then he pointed to four pale-faced young men across the room. "They just came in to report their car had been hijacked by a little old lady wielding a very large gun and I didn't believe them."
No charges were ever filed.
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12-11-2013, 07:46 PM #1
Super Lola !
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12-11-2013, 10:06 PM #2C.I.A.
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gusto ko mo katawa, pero wala man ni work akong funny bone
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12-11-2013, 10:17 PM #3C.I.A.
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Gulo gulong buhay. -___-
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12-12-2013, 12:49 AM #4C.I.A.
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mura man ng sikkapitan awesome
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12-12-2013, 04:18 PM #5Actually, that's meeeh dodong slabs
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50 years from now...
Blondie nyako puhon, lol!
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12-12-2013, 10:40 PM #6C.I.A.
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kanang panahuna dili naka madutlan ug lumay...wala nay ganahan whahaha Originally Posted by miramax
Actually, that's meeeh dodong slabs 50 years from now...
Blondie nyako puhon, lol!
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12-14-2013, 03:12 PM #7Nganong maghuwat paman anang panahuna kung karon palang neresulta nang epek sa lumay! bwahaha! Originally Posted by slabdans
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