
Originally Posted by
ghost-rider
joke 6:
GUY1: nag-away mi sa ako g.f. ko
GUY2: ngano man?
GUY1: she asked for a gift, sulti bisan unsa basta naay diamond
GUY2: unsay giregalo nimo?
GUY1: baraha
joke 7:
In a classy bar:
GERMAN: Waiter, Remy Martin, single
FRENCH: Waiter, Carlo Rossi, double
PINOY: (magpaila pa diay ta usa maka order?) Waiter, Pablo Taklob, married
joke 10:
Boy: Mahal kita! I love you! maski na ulan, bagyo, earthquake, baha, tsunami, muadto jud ko sa imong balay!
Girl: Ngano man wala ka atong gabi-i?
Boy: Kay kuan, kanang kuan, kuan.... taligsik!