The first time you sell a gun is a lot like the first time you have s3x. You have absolutely no idea what you're doing, but it is exciting, and, one way or another it's over way too fast.

man: everybody be cool this is a robbery!!!!
woman: any of you pricks f*ckn move!! and ill execute every motherF*c*n last one of you!!!
What if you had to tell someone the most important thing in the world, but you knew they'd never believe you?
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