"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which, of course, in German means a whale's vagina."
Courtney: [after Monty kisses her] What are you doing?
Monty: I'm ending our friendship.
[kisses her again]
"Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them."
"So tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?"
"Hey, psycho - we're not gonna discuss this, OK, it's over. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up."
"People who love to eat are always the BEST people."
Julia Child
"Girl: Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?
Guy: Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself.
Girl: At least,you don't have to worry about rejection...
Guy: Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting."
"People who love to eat are always the BEST people."
Julia Child
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