
Originally Posted by
HoundedbyHeaven
Would you believe no one has really ever landed on the moon? Those footages on television, they were all made up! Zealously patriotic Americans were hell-bent in discouraging the Russians from bothering to land on the moon so they staged the whole thing and the whole word, eyes wide open on international television, bought it! Would you believe we all fell for it? As of this writing, they are still figuring out how a rocket could to get past the Earth's escape velocity! You think satellites are orbiting the planet? Hah! Think again! Those things up there are fakes! Bah, we happen to do broadcast from the below the ground if you're smart enough to think about it! Blah, blah, blah, yakkity, yakkity, yakkity, yak, yak, yak...ad infinitum.