Inday on her death bed
Inday: Juan, kung mamatay ko, ayaw tawn ibaligya ang yuta sa likod sa balay...
Juan: Dli mana atoa ang yuta sa likod sa balay.
Inday: Mao gani! basin imo ibaligya, dli na ato-a!
Toink!
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11-15-2012, 11:58 AM #1181C.I.A.
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11-19-2012, 04:39 PM #1182Junior Member
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Si JUAN namaligya ug panty sa merkado...
JUAN: Panty mo diha!! Kung mosuot mo ani, di mo mabuntis. Panty! Panty! Panty! Panty mo diha!
INDAY: 'Noy Juan, tagpila ning imong baligyang panty?
JUAN: Tag 30 ra kada usa..
INDAY: Sige noy, mopalit ko ug 7 kabuok pra kumpleto sa isa ka simana.
(Si Inday nagdali2x ug palit nya human niuli.)
After 3 months si Inday nibalik...
INDAY: 'Noy, ingon ka di ni makabuntis. Ngano man ning 3 naman ka buwan akong tiyan? Nabuntis man lagi ko 'noy?
JUAN: IMO SIGURONG GIHUBO MAO NANG NABUNTIS KAH!
Tuara!
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11-19-2012, 05:27 PM #1183C.I.A.
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Abi ba nako'g mu tubag si Juan ug :"Are you saying that AMALAYER? AMALAYER? AMALAYER? Answer me! AMALAYER?"
heee heeee
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11-19-2012, 10:55 PM #1184C.I.A.
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juan: bai naa koy problema bai
pedro: oi... unsa may problema nmo juan?
Juan: murag nag cge manig sakit ako ulo bai pedz
pedro: aw sayona ra ana bai juan.. imni lng nag murag tambal aron mura cyag maayo.
juan: aiiiiiiiiiii yabag!
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11-20-2012, 10:36 AM #1185Elite Member
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more more more more
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11-20-2012, 10:52 AM #1186Senior Member
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Juan: Bai, mura man nig tape ako.ang brip
Pedro: nganu man?
Juan: Side A ug Side B
Pedro: Aw wa ka sa ako.a bai murag BLOCKBUSTER
Juan: kay Ngano man?
Pedro: NOW ON IT's 2nd WEEK!
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11-20-2012, 11:02 AM #1187Elite Member
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Juan: bai ingon ako maestra ba mas daghan diay ang tubig kaysa yuta
Pedro: dili bai oi.. mas daghan ang yuta
Juan: pataka lang ka bai nga ang tubig 70% unya ang yuta 30% ra
Pedro: ang imong maestra nagpataka bai, bogo tingali na imo maestra
Juan: ngano man bai
Pedro: wala man gani to nakaligo kay walay tubig unya moingon siya nga mas daghan ug tubig
naay yuta ngadto sa amoa bai daghan kaayo ilubong nuun naku siya didto
ngeek!
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11-20-2012, 12:34 PM #1188Junior Member
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tatay: pangayo ug asin sa pikas nga balay
juan: oo tay.....
tatay: kadugay man lageh nimo.
juan: amaw man diay ka tay..nalibot najud nko tibuok baryo wala man ko kita ug pikas nga balay pulos man jud tibuok...
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11-20-2012, 12:45 PM #1189Elite Member
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juan: tay unsay sud-an nato gutoma oi?
tatay: tan.awa lang sa refrigerator nak
juan: wala man tay ref tay
tatay: aw wala tay sud.an!
ngeek!
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11-20-2012, 02:32 PM #1190Elite Member
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hahahahaha..ahaka ka lingaw ani oi
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