Juan and Pedro Jokes...

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MC: Unsa'y kantahon nimo, Miss?
Contestant: Inday.
MC: Inday? Wala may kanta nga "Inday."
Contestant: Naa uy! Katong kang Whitney Houston'g kanta ba nga "INDAAAAY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU."

[tan jen jin]

maayo ni pangwala as kalaay ug katugon.. thumbs up!!!

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[nhadz]

Pedro: Pre, akung bref murag tape. SIDE A ug SIDE B.
Juan: Wa ka sa aku pre. Murag movie.
Pedro: Nganu man?
Juan: NOW ON ITS THIRD WEEK....

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[sheilaming22]

*hope wapa ni nabalik

Maestra: Class, our lesson for today is Tagalog. Juan, use "ng" in a sentence. Gamitin ang salitang "ng" sa wastong pangungusap.
Juan: Maayong gabii, Nang.

.mao ni vitamins nako everyday if bored ko, sad and even maski busy sa office.. UP ta ani!!!! moooore pa mo istoryans!

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book. ~Irish Proverb

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[MaInEvEnT]

Titser: Our lesson for today is English, Juan! Translate this is English, "Ang singsing ng tatlong hari."
Juan: Bery easy ma'am! "A ring king king king!"

Boom!

[katagzz]

hahahaha..animal!!hahahahh

[hyori]

NANAY: JUAN kusog kay ka mo kaon apan di ka masugo.
JUAN: kung ang baboy kusog mokaon malipay ka. Kinsa man ang imong anak AKO o ang BABOY?


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AMAHAN: hoy! JUAN chismis-chismis nila BAYOT man daw kono ka?
JUAN: asnik ba ga itlus ana ba? kay apgason gyud nakog ilab ilabs ba!!!

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PETRA: Gigamit ra ko nimo, ngano wa ka ga ingon na MINYO naka?
JUAN: yati rah! ingon ka, you’re looking for a husband. Well I’m a husband!

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JUAN: mam! how do u pronounce the 6th Month of the year? is it July or Joly?
MAESTRA: it's July juan. JUAN: ur wrong mam! it's June!

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JUAN: Tay! nangharos ko sa KLASE. TATAY: very gud! LIWAT gyud ka naku. unsa nga subject?
JUAN: Cooking! Ako ang nangharos sa kamunggay!