bisaya text jokes,quotes..post lang!

[scooter05]

GRADUATION DAY SPEECH

Tonight I am graduation. I invitation you all to eat our house because I know someday that I will eat your house too! I will die 5 chickens — 3 girls & 2 boys — to eat you all & I will ask my father 2 cook my mother. But I’m sorry to inform you that my rice is corn.

Thank you!

kagraduate pa ang inahak

[coco martin]

GRADUATION DAY SPEECH

Tonight I am graduation. I invitation you all to eat our house because I know someday that I will eat your house too! I will die 5 chickens — 3 girls & 2 boys — to eat you all & I will ask my father 2 cook my mother. But I’m sorry to inform you that my rice is corn.

Thank you!

kagraduate pa ang inahak

Nagkahilak ko kinatawa sa imo joke. JOKE LANG!

[zedoy_25]

PEDRO : Juan, unsa man nang mga pangan gilista lista nmu sa papel?

JUAN : Ah mga pangan ni sa mga tawo nga dili mosukol nko.

PEDRO : (suko kaayo) Unya nganung naa man akong pangan dha, d diay ko mosukol nmu?

JUAN : Ay! Mosukol diay ka..PILA RAY PAG PAPAS..

[aljy]

GAHI KAAYO

Tomas: Mare, tigamit man kuno ug ****** si Pare. Gahi diay kaayo pirme?

Saling: Ahhgahi tuod kaayo, pero puwerte lang gihapong gamaya!

[aljy]

bana: love, promise sugod karon di na tika luiban. ako nang biyaan ang akong kabit.
asawa: wow, tenk you love, ako sad promise, ang sunod natong anak, ikaw nay amahan. promise jud!

[aljy]

Mare 1: Grabe na jud ko ka kalimtanon oi, misaka gani ko ug hagdan, mo-hunong ko kay malimot ko kung paingon bako taas o sa ubos.
Mare 2: Ako? Simbako lang...(with matching knock 3 times on wood), dili jud ko limtanon. Excuse me sa ha kai murag naay nanuktok!!!

[aljy]

Sa pharmacy....
Boy: Miss, palit kog kondom.
Tindera: Sayz sir.
Boy: (gihinay ang tingog pahunghung) hmmmmm...small lang miss
Tindera: Dili sir, kbaw ko gamay kag ot*n, ako pasabot tag sayz pesos ang usa ba..

[aljy]

Wife: Gikan nasad ka sa imong kabit nuh? Unya nag 69 mo!
Bana: (Nakurat kay tinuod man) Ngano man naay b*lbol akong baba?
Wife: Wa man imong ilong naay TAE! Amaw!

[aljy]

In a classy bar:

GERMAN: Waiter, Remy Martin, single
FRENCH: Waiter, Carlo Rossi, double
PINOY: (magpaila pa diay ta usa maka order?) Waiter, Pablo Taklob, married

[aljy]

Sa Clinic:

Doc: Ma'am, naa kay breast cancer.
Ma'am: ha? tinuod ka doc? dili man ko katuo sa imong gisulti! i'm healthy! naa pa ka second opinion?
Doc: Bati pa jud kag nawong! (agay kaluoy!)