hahahah lingawa. luoya mamatay sa mga atheist kung mauhon walay mo bilar, walay mangaji hahahaha.
on the brink of death
christians: "save me lord or salamat sa tanan na akong nasuwayan i can rest peacefully".
atheist: "atay patay jud ko dah"
Simple. This is what will appear in my last will and testament.Originally Posted by necrotic freak
"Do whatever you want with my body. I'm already dead--it's no longer my problem."
In fact, to save on expenses, in case I find out nga naa ko'y some kind of lingering illness, my plan is to ride a boat say from CDO to Manila, tie a chain and heavy concrete object onto my ankles, and moambak dayon ko sa side sa ship in the middle of the night when no ones looking. This way, no one can even locate my body--I will just sink into the sea, and wala na'y mga messy costs of burials/funeral
-RODION
Last edited by rodsky; 08-02-2012 at 03:00 PM.
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